dear rexburg,

why am i here?

this is what i saw when i woke up this morning.

yes. that would be a NEGATIVE double digit.

but really?

why am i not in a place that is sunny whilst holding a tropical drink in my hand.

wearing no shoes.

i feel like these are acceptable questions.

especially when i looked at my window and there was a sheet of ice.

on the INSIDE.

it is now noon and has warmed up to a nice toasty negative 8 degrees.
and don't worry.
i looked real attractive with my fluffly earmuffs over my hood today.
people want to be my friend when they saw how ridiculous i looked.